sick

beyonce was amazing, but i'll have to update
later. i've been in bed since after the concert
with a temperature in the 100's.
apparently sasha fierce was too fierce for me.
this is the first time i've had energy to grab
my laptop onto my lap and write something.
4 days bedridden. not fun.

i'm really lonely and feeling sorry for
myself. if i was to respond to anyone
at all this past week i apologize
i've been comatose.

i've also been reading twilight
and am severely ashamed.
(but i still really like them?)

also, it's snowing again. 15 inches.
it's effing april!

if you like it...

my dad's business partner just gave him
6th row tickets to beyonce tonight for
my sister and i.

i'm putting a fucking ring on it
tonight!

teasers

all pictures couresy of theselby

it's snowing again. it had all melted

and now 20 cm later it's still snowing.

my day off has been spent hiding indoors.

avoiding the glare that attacks from every angle

on a day where it doesn't stop snowing.

i refuse to put my pants back on. we had that

teaser of good weather, and rain and bare skin

and i refuse to cover it up again.

wearing an oversized men's dress shirt

and no pants i will go into the porch

to have a cigarette and send death glances

at the fluffy white.

Little Bird Xtravaganza

this documentary is unbelievable.
go rent paris is burning.
i saw it a few months ago
and it still stays with me.

shade!

one happy family

i want to go to the comic convention
every year!

G. Love shoot

scans from the May 2008 and December 2008
issues of G. Love.

photos by jon schroeder.

holy shit!

ignored prayers

speaking of modeling

a smattering from the most recent
tony chestnut shoot:

superheros

i just got asked to model

for a graphic novel.

this bird's gonna be in a

comic book!

i hope i get tentacles. :)

baby, it's you

worldly purchases

germany brought me to these boots.
lilac ankle boots that are more
shocking than this picture depicts.
i also bought a pair of black patent
highheel oxfords, blood orange, and
bright orange lipsticks
(couldn't pick which shade)and
black eyeshadow all from the Manhattan line.

in grand forks i bought frilly panties
light blue madras short shorts, white smocked
beach cover up and lolita heart sunglasses.

i am now not allowed to spend anything.
grand forks pictures to come when
i'm not running late for work!

wicked

guess who's boyfriend got her coldplay

tickets "just because"

wickedwickedwickedwicked

life update

the shoot last night was AH-MAZE-ING!
no really. she's a talented lady.
i've got a headache from too much
wine and bright lights.
i also work far too much.
erriday this week including two
doubles in a row ending last night.
a quadruple if you will?

i won't.

grand forks on fries-day.
shopping with my no monies.
i need to nap instead of go to work
right now.
srsly.

you light up my life

i want german second-hand lamps please.

meinz

here's the germany post i promised:

i was in executive class on the way out
and they now have these crazy pod beds
that were very awesome and matrix-y.

where my favorite treat (the kinder egg)
was born.

fancy redbulls

stumbled on this gutted church in the middle
of the night. it's a monument to those
lost during WWII.

this little golden bro was found in
st. timothy's cathedral

along with these random doll heads
which reminded me of a childhood nightmare
i once had.

ceiling fresco

in all the cathedrals they had little
balconies half way up the aisle for the
homily.

st. timothy's was built right after they
discovered africa. so they made this
hyphie bro to represent the streets
among the rest of the white angels.

lots of random gold statues everywhere

"i'll take an extra extra large please."

this was a fountain that reminded me of cirque
du soleil meets purgatory. lots of great details.

im a great tourist poser.

long story behind this. ten years long.
it's really not interesting but this
statue and i have a history.

this is the dome, the biggest cathedral
in the town.

i went in the crypt. i made my mom hold
my hand.

my mom enjoying a delicious bratwurst

pre made sangria in the super market.
YES.

aside from making me look swedish,
this boat and i also have a history.

it was a great trip. meinz is a walking town so
there were barely any cars and too many cobble
stones. loved it.

srsly.

who do i have to sleep with
to get a decent job in this city?


ps: i'll write about germany later.
i'm too jet lagged to write anything
epic right now anyways.

cool treats

remember my crafting references?
this is what i was making:

it's an ice cream sandwich bouquet!
for a special someone who really loves
them AND me.

lessons learned:

* any form of glue (including instant cement)
does not stick to ice cream sandwiches
well.

* freezing glued things results in glue
not working anymore.

they were mangled by the time he got them
but he loved them anyways.

how to model

Purple #11 from Purple Magazine on Vimeo.

we're doing the springline shoot this weekend
for tony chestnut and im going to
do it like this.

FAIL.

fail blog

ich bien....

i'm eating chocolate chip cookies

and writing to let you know i leave for germany

tomorrow.

brb friday.

hopefully i get some good shots.

HOPEFULLY.