birthday ps:

i totally got stood up on my birthday
for the only thing i wanted to do
(breakfast).

it's so sucky it's funny
and i'm chuckling about it sarcastically.

i'm being dramatic.

i want to uninvite myself from my own
party tonight. is that weird?

people make me nervous and parties make
me nervous and parties with people
about me make me nervous.

i got accidentally drunk last night
so i'm accidentally hung-over right now
and i'm going to go to sleep for the
rest of the day with my puppies.

happy mother effing BIRTHDAY!!!