halloween preparation

i'm not sure what to be for halloween
i have to work both gate night and halloween so it

has to be a somewhat functional costume.

i decided because i'm working at the stupid club

on gate night and i hate everyone that goes there i'm

dressing up like this:

but for actual halloween night i'm working a private

party of doctors and my boss is a jerk and would

probably have a problem if i walked in looking

like a dude.

suggestions?

last year i went as patrick:

when he had a mustache of course.