a few things...

- last night i went on a hot date to the Olive Garden.
our server was too perky for either of us, and he
kept calling me "little lady" although it was evident
to everyone involved that i had at least 3 years
on the guy and could win in a back alley fight
without breaking a sweat.

- as petty as it may seem, i still hate everyone from
high school and their facebook pages just fuel my
irritation.

- my puppies are really great and fluffy and in bed
with me right now.

- i went to the mall to buy index cards and ended
up leaving with close to 100 dollars worth of
bath and body bullshit i don't need and
no school supplies.

- serge gainsbourg gives me tingles in my dingle.
(and has a song named 'Nazi Rock')

- i saw tropic thunder last night, and despite
hating movies like that, it was actually pretty funny.

- i smell like cranberries and my hands look like
a unicorn barfed on them. sparkle lotion isn't just
for 14 year olds anymore!